SATURN KNOWS BEST




Pluto is a weenie pass it on.

nobodylovespluto:

remember when i was nigel thornberry

SMASHING

askgrandpamilkyway:

sassysaturn:

askgrandpamilkyway:

I REMEMBER PLENTY ABOUT THINGS WAY BEFORE THEN

LIKE THE BIG BANG

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT NIGHT

DAMN

Yes I’m sure it went out like a bang. Hopefully you do the same as well. Oh my goodness it’d be almost as it is around Pluto. 

you’d die if that happened

It’d be a dream come true

askgrandpamilkyway:

sassysaturn:

askgrandpamilkyway:

let it be known

saturn has no friends

she sucks

her rings are from dollar general

no one liked her so she had to put her own rings on it

I’d take your word if you could see and remember anything past the time we kicked pluto out of the planetary alliance. 

I REMEMBER PLENTY ABOUT THINGS WAY BEFORE THEN

LIKE THE BIG BANG

HOW COULD I FORGET THAT NIGHT

DAMN

Yes I’m sure it went out like a bang. Hopefully you do the same as well. Oh my goodness it’d be almost as it is around Pluto. 

askgrandpamilkyway:

let it be known

saturn has no friends

she sucks

her rings are from dollar general

no one liked her so she had to put her own rings on it

I’d take your word if you could see and remember anything past the time we kicked pluto out of the planetary alliance. 

blackholebetch:

sometimes i think about why i can’t make friends but then i realize that i eventually eat them all aND I CRI

I’m pretty sure it’s just because you suck

blackholebetch:

askgrandpamilkyway:

blackholebetch:

askgrandpamilkyway:

blackholebetch:

wow all of you guys just showed up

is it because of my overwhelming awesomeness *WINK WANK*

betch u wish

NU UH YOU wish on your star bc i am actually 149% more awesome than you ye old man

yer inside me 

oh yeah

huh

fun fact of the day i am inside of gramps

Rather be inside than outside and having to see that pile of shit.


Anonymous
Saturn youre back! still looking fine as hell with them rings I see <3


I am indeed my precious little starshine. I’m glad you noticed, they’ve been polished and everything! Quite nice, I know. <3 

nobodylovespluto:

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Are you fucking talking about me you grey piece oh star dusting shit

are you fucking mommasun no you’re not you’re fucking saturn sit your 99 cent store rings down

Excuse you they are talking about other planets getting you down. I am a planet, unlike you. 


askgrandpamilkyway
I WENT TO THE EYE DOCTOR LAST WEEK YOU PIECE OF


I am a fine piece of planet, thank you very much I am glad you can notice with your shitty vision and smell clothing. Not that it matters much anyways.

I’m starting to wonder if they just gave you plastic lenses and hoped you wouldn’t notice. 


cruithneearthssecondmoon
TITAN You"RE BACK *tackles into a hug*


nobodylovespluto:

titanisamommasboy-deactivated20:

Cru! *he happily accepts the hug, spinning Cruithne around.*

DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY TIT

DON’T CALL MY BABY A TIT

nobodylovespluto:

sassysaturn:

nobodylovespluto:

sassysaturn:

nobodylovespluto:

sassysaturn:

Oh? You just wait right there then, I’m about to punch you even farther away from the rest of us. 

can you even reach me

Would you like to find out?

as i said before, i’ll be here waiting

I’m glad you’re so accepting to violence. Seems almost.. familiar, doesn’t it? 

i… i don’t know what you’re talking about

Perhaps not. I don’t expect you to.


askgrandpamilkyway
i wear gLASSES


Pretty shitty ones, obviously. 


northland-wonders
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Youre on my dash again!


I’ve graced you with my beauty, stunning, isn’t it?

((( AHHHh!!!! <33333 !!! ))


askgrandpamilkyway
wow youve gained weight


I’m pretty sure you’re just old and can’t see shit.